January 1, Audience Member Leaves Stinky Surprise For Hillary Clinton

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Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s night out at a Broadway theater turned into a real stinker when a “serial pooper” left a stinky surprise.

The unpleasant surprise was found in the aisle near Hillary and her daughter Chelsea’s seats during a performance of “Some Like It Hot” at the Shubert Theater in New York City.

An unnamed source told Page Six that the incident occurred last week when the Clintons were in the audience. “The lights came up for intermission and there were two human turds in the aisle just near the famous political duo.”

“The house crew dealt with it very appropriately and quickly, and Hillary and Chelsea remained in the theater for the second act,” the inside source added.

An eyewitness “spoke to the house manager, who said that it was actually the fourth time” someone left human feces in the aisle.”

“There is someone who is either s–tting in the aisle, or surreptitiously dumping defecation that they smuggled into the theater,” the source pontificated.

A separate source close to the show also confirmed that the crappy incident took place when Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were in attendance.

However, they denied that there is a “serial pooper” running amok at the theater.

“It was an elderly person and it’s rather sad, but yes, the house staff worked quickly to help resolve the situation and Act II started as scheduled,” the unnamed insider said.

Source: Page Six